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For a long time now, there's been a major surge in popularity for the "spay and neuter" campaign. When looking for project ideas, the Donnerkuppel International scientists decided to improve on it- to really give back to the animal community for their undying support in our efforts to eliminate the epidemic of animal rights everywhere.

"What is the purpose of spaying and neutering your pets," they asked themselves. "It's for aesthetic value. Nobody likes to see ovaries hanging down from their pets. Nipples? Disgusting. A penis? They're dogs. Why would they need one?  Unnecessary baggage that detracts from the image that homeowners try to convey with any given room."

Agreeing with the science community at large, Donnerkuppel International's Ministry of Love philanthropy development group decided to give real meaning to the spay and neuter campaign. "People like meaning", they noted.

Spay and Neuter Your Pets for the Purity of the Bloodline is a flagship programme in Donnerkuppel International's fight against animal rights. Coupled with the Animal Eugenics programme, it seeks to castrate, eviscerate, and inseminate sad pets. Some call it a sister programme, some call it a process, but the umbrella term being thrown around in Donnerkuppel's offices is "progress". S&N is progress, friends, and with your help it will be the future of bestialipets.